Screen Caps - May 26, 2006

Dang, I'm so bored with my plebian loser kidnappers. *sigh*

(After doctor's appointment with faux father)

 

Grandma Helena - Cootchie-Cootchie-Coo, my little Prince!

(Helena finding baby all alone on the docks)

 

Helena: You're going to have the world at your fingertips!  Servants galore! Money and power beyond your wildest dreams!

Baby: I knew it! I knew I couldn't possibly be related to these blonde imbeciles

Baby: Save me, Grandma! Please!!! I desire rich vestments and fine linens! I long for caviar and foi gras! My God, do you realize this car seat was bought on sale? Is there no end to the pain I must endure???